Puzzle Dungeon

Loot the Body

In honor of maybe the coolest band in our niche hobby: Let's Loot the Body! Perhaps one day I will make something cool enough to work on a song with them for it. 🤘

With this table I tried to subtly encourage gathering some monster parts and eating others. There's some stuff of monetary value here but I tried to focus on stuff that a clever party could find a use for, but also some junk. Some stuff is just arguably good but some stuff has trade-offs. Some stuff I just put in here because I like Nethack or because I was hungry.

I loot the body!

d100 Item d100 Item
1 Pipe and smoking herb 51 Music box
2 Compass that doesn't point north 52 Clear acid in a jar labeled XXX
3 Poison-tipped needle 53 Duck call
4 Water-damaged spell scroll. 54 Bloody knife
5 Bag of toenails 55 Brass knuckles (10 gp)
6 Gold dentures (50gp) 56 Vial of unholy water (25 gp)
7 Beetle Broach (50gp) 57 Wasp in a jar
8 Unholy symbol (25gp) 58 Dessicated monkey paw
9 Vial of salt water 59 Two black buttons
10 Gourd filled with marbles 60 Chalk
11 Bag of toes (toenails pried off) 61 Fire beetle nodule
12 Human foot (minus toes) 62 Crab claw
13 Goblin scalp 63 Ball of steel wool
14 Petrified bat 64 Grease covered handkerchief
15 Maggot-filled field mouse 65 Cursed Seers Leather (AC 9, may cast invisibility on self once per day)
16 Bag of salt 66 Cursed Ring of Petrification Reversal (may be removed, but results in petrification)
17 Bag of chili powder 67 Rusty scissors
18 Sparklers (as torch but sparkley) 68 Tinned sweet beans
19 Pedicure cosmetic kit 69 Zombie starling head (speaking through warbles your voice)
20 Makeup 70 Jar of pickled frog tongues
21 Perfume 71 Fine blue-tipped quill that writes dictated notes
22 Slab of lard 72 Three stale mini meat pies
23 Wolf jerky 73 Gold coin that is always warm
24 Rat burger 74 50 gp (it's red)
25 Black pudding in a jar 75 Whispering locket
26 Leeches 76 Wolf tooth necklace
27 The Tome of Secrets: Hollow book with 50 gp inside 77 Fedora of protection +1
28 Jar of fig jam 78 Tinned manticore meat
29 Book of pressed insects 79 Tinning kit
30 Poisonous mushroom 80 Metal spork
31 Fire poker 81 Sewing kit
32 Welder's mask 82 Unicorn hoof
33 Hollow leg with bottle of whiskey wrapped in a treasure map 83 Vial of ants
34 Shells 84 Owlbear egg
35 One gold earring (5gp) 85 Owlbear beak
36 Sand 86 Smoked owlbear meat
37 Fossilized tooth 87 Pickled troll nose in a jar
38 Vial of olive oil 88 Jar of troll warts
39 Curdled milk 89 Dehydrated pixie
40 Rat pelts 90 Still moving zombie hand
41 Broken glasses 91 Minotaur horn
42 Glass shards 92 Will-o'-wisp in a jar
43 Nesting doll 93 Bag of hair
44 Weeble 94 Wet clay
45 Cursed ring of sobriety 95 Mummy wraps
46 Crab apple seeds (grow into literal crab apples) 96 Ghost in a jar
47 Knuckle bones 97 Flask of mushroom wine
48 Rat tail ball 98 Hard caramel candies
49 Soft filthy carpet square 99 Apple pie in a jar
50 Silver toothpick (1sp) 100 Spray bottle of minotaur musk (3 uses left)

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