Loot the Body
In honor of maybe the coolest band in our niche hobby: Let's Loot the Body! Perhaps one day I will make something cool enough to work on a song with them for it. 🤘
With this table I tried to subtly encourage gathering some monster parts and eating others. There's some stuff of monetary value here but I tried to focus on stuff that a clever party could find a use for, but also some junk. Some stuff is just arguably good but some stuff has trade-offs. Some stuff I just put in here because I like Nethack or because I was hungry.
I loot the body!
| d100 | Item | d100 | Item |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pipe and smoking herb | 51 | Music box |
| 2 | Compass that doesn't point north | 52 | Clear acid in a jar labeled XXX |
| 3 | Poison-tipped needle | 53 | Duck call |
| 4 | Water-damaged spell scroll. | 54 | Bloody knife |
| 5 | Bag of toenails | 55 | Brass knuckles (10 gp) |
| 6 | Gold dentures (50gp) | 56 | Vial of unholy water (25 gp) |
| 7 | Beetle Broach (50gp) | 57 | Wasp in a jar |
| 8 | Unholy symbol (25gp) | 58 | Dessicated monkey paw |
| 9 | Vial of salt water | 59 | Two black buttons |
| 10 | Gourd filled with marbles | 60 | Chalk |
| 11 | Bag of toes (toenails pried off) | 61 | Fire beetle nodule |
| 12 | Human foot (minus toes) | 62 | Crab claw |
| 13 | Goblin scalp | 63 | Ball of steel wool |
| 14 | Petrified bat | 64 | Grease covered handkerchief |
| 15 | Maggot-filled field mouse | 65 | Cursed Seers Leather (AC 9, may cast invisibility on self once per day) |
| 16 | Bag of salt | 66 | Cursed Ring of Petrification Reversal (may be removed, but results in petrification) |
| 17 | Bag of chili powder | 67 | Rusty scissors |
| 18 | Sparklers (as torch but sparkley) | 68 | Tinned sweet beans |
| 19 | Pedicure cosmetic kit | 69 | Zombie starling head (speaking through warbles your voice) |
| 20 | Makeup | 70 | Jar of pickled frog tongues |
| 21 | Perfume | 71 | Fine blue-tipped quill that writes dictated notes |
| 22 | Slab of lard | 72 | Three stale mini meat pies |
| 23 | Wolf jerky | 73 | Gold coin that is always warm |
| 24 | Rat burger | 74 | 50 gp (it's red) |
| 25 | Black pudding in a jar | 75 | Whispering locket |
| 26 | Leeches | 76 | Wolf tooth necklace |
| 27 | The Tome of Secrets: Hollow book with 50 gp inside | 77 | Fedora of protection +1 |
| 28 | Jar of fig jam | 78 | Tinned manticore meat |
| 29 | Book of pressed insects | 79 | Tinning kit |
| 30 | Poisonous mushroom | 80 | Metal spork |
| 31 | Fire poker | 81 | Sewing kit |
| 32 | Welder's mask | 82 | Unicorn hoof |
| 33 | Hollow leg with bottle of whiskey wrapped in a treasure map | 83 | Vial of ants |
| 34 | Shells | 84 | Owlbear egg |
| 35 | One gold earring (5gp) | 85 | Owlbear beak |
| 36 | Sand | 86 | Smoked owlbear meat |
| 37 | Fossilized tooth | 87 | Pickled troll nose in a jar |
| 38 | Vial of olive oil | 88 | Jar of troll warts |
| 39 | Curdled milk | 89 | Dehydrated pixie |
| 40 | Rat pelts | 90 | Still moving zombie hand |
| 41 | Broken glasses | 91 | Minotaur horn |
| 42 | Glass shards | 92 | Will-o'-wisp in a jar |
| 43 | Nesting doll | 93 | Bag of hair |
| 44 | Weeble | 94 | Wet clay |
| 45 | Cursed ring of sobriety | 95 | Mummy wraps |
| 46 | Crab apple seeds (grow into literal crab apples) | 96 | Ghost in a jar |
| 47 | Knuckle bones | 97 | Flask of mushroom wine |
| 48 | Rat tail ball | 98 | Hard caramel candies |
| 49 | Soft filthy carpet square | 99 | Apple pie in a jar |
| 50 | Silver toothpick (1sp) | 100 | Spray bottle of minotaur musk (3 uses left) |